Survivor Mitchieville--Sirnef Island--Episode 6

Hi, I'm the Ex Mayor, Mitch, standing in for Geoff Probes. I know Geoff promised you a special Survivor tonight, but I'm afraid I am going to have to cancel Survivor tonight...instead I want to bring to you some very important information that may change Mitchieville forever.

During Election 2007, Fenris, Lisa and I stated that whoever had the most votes when ALL the votes were counted, would be The Mayor. Make no mistake about it, we all agreed. It has come to my attention that all the votes were NOT counted, there were a few missing ballots.

Yes, missing ballets, I said. The contestants of Survivor Mitchieville have not had their votes counted. Before they were drugged and dragged off to Sirnef Island, we made sure to collect all the contestants ballots and keep them in a locked box to be opened on election day. That did not happen, and tonight Geoff Probes has flown from Sirnef Island to the Supreme Court of Mitchieville (SCOM) to deliver these final ballots.

The ballots will be read next Tuesday at 9 pm (EST). Generally, whoever one votes for is kept a secret, but this is Mitchieville, we rock a little differently around these parts.

I promise you though, whoever has the most votes after next Tuesday will be The Mayor of Mitchieville. This will be the final countdown. Haha, *The final countdown*...I rock.