Election Mitchieville 2007 — Update

In a surprise move that can only be interpreted as a sign of confidence, results of the Mitchieville election were released from somebody's pants pockets in the Mayor's Office one hour before the polls are even closed at 7pm! Typography analysis by the independent Ministry of Munitions confirms that the results could not possibly have been counterfeited.


In other completely reliable news, Dan Rather has declared that the State of Florida has gone to Mitch.