Election Day Preperations

With the election only hours away as The Minister of Munitions for Mitchieville I have taken a certain number of precautions for ensuring the safety of all of our citizen-voters.

It was barely a year ago when Mitchieville was attacked by the evil doers of East Gwillimbury and Fostertown during an election. The Mayor has taken steps to ensure that won't happen this year. A few months back His Worship said to me "Reg, to protect us from attack in the future Mitchieville needs short-range tactical nukes. Get a case of Cherry-Coke for the manor while you're at it!" As you can see to the right, my lovely (and female) assistant Jezzika has deployed our tac nukes and has taken it upon herself to guard them. Getting results, that's what we do here at the Munitions Ministry.


The pro-Lisa riots of '06 left wide-spread damage across Mitchieville. I have deployed Riot Police in front of the 'Column of Victory and Gloating' celebrating our victory over East-Gwillimbury and Fostertown. Lisa and her anarchists don't stand a chance this year. Speaking of Lisa....




This is what Lisa will take away from you should she become Mayor. We can't let this happen. Certainly not after I have spent millions of MoM dollars getting my chain of Keg Steakhouse restaurants built. It really is simple - do you want the taste of hot meat in your mouth or not? I say yes we do!





Poor little kitty cat. This is what happens when kitty cats drink goats milk from Lisa's Kitchen. This is why The Mayor had to close her down. If a cat can't eat it, then people shouldn't be eating it either.







At one time all of Mitchieville would shudder at the sound of Fenris Badwulf's jack-booted supporters marching through the street. This photo of his last four remaining supporters was taken at the pro-Fenris rally on Monday. Had he loyally supported The Mayor this wouldn't have happened, but not all is lost for Fenris. The Mayor is a kind and benevolent Mayor. Make reparations, Fenris Badwulf, all will be forgiven and Mitchieville will once again hear the footsteps of your legions of supporters!


Re-Elect Mitch as Mayor of Mitchieville!