Election Day 2007--A Linkie Love Special

Election day--the day 42% of you have been waiting for. It has been a long and gruelling 6 weeks of campaigning, and it all comes down to a mere 12 hours of voting. Although I'm confident that victory is within my grasp, I'm still a little nervous about today. After all, I've always run unopposed.

Remember, vote early and often today. If you see a campaign sign for Lisa or Fenris, make sure to kick it over. If you see Lisa or Fenris, make sure to kick them over. If you see someone that you know you're positive isn't voting for The Mayor, make it your duty to physically assault them. What I'm saying is, we need to so anything and everything we can to retain our power. Yes, you read that correctly, I said *our power*. Mi casa su casa, hombre.

The links which I am seconds away from giving you are nothing short of exceptional. After you see these links, the sky will open up and the sun will beam brightly into your eyes. You may want to go fetch your Raybans, the sun can be a real bitch.

Have you ever seen a giraffe fight? Have you ever been to a Turkish bath-house? You haven't seen a giraffe fight but you've been to a Turkish bath-house? Wow, you may not want to tell your wife about that. Regardless, the giraffe fight is amazing, to say the least. Ya, it's amazing.

Have you played the Impossible Quiz Two yet? Did you even know there was an Impossible Quiz One? Well there is, and it's fun. Your legitimate children will love it, too. Go pick them up from baby mommas house and let them play.

As far as bizarre websites are concerned, The "Blog" of "Unnecesary" Quotation Marks is "among" the best.

I'm not exactly sure what Visuals by diatom is all about, but yet I like all the different colours and the funky graphic work they perform there. Ignorance is bliss, I suppose, and I am the grand leader.

I've always maintained that if children are our future, we have no future. This short clip basically reinforces that notion for me. Man, this guy is dumb.

If you are an American and are traveling to Canada, I suggest reading Ubersites American Guide to Canada. Sure, some of the stuff listed is pretty stupid, but overall it's a pretty good guide.

Josh Budich has every Star War collectible imaginable. A tribute to his inner geekness, I salute you, Josh.

Watching Marines test the AT4 AST - Anti Structure Tandem gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling all over. I'm going to get Reg to order a six-pack of these bad boys.

Watching this guy cross the road reminded me of another guy in Mitchieville that I watched for an hour the other day trying to turn around on the sidewalk. I gave up, went to Sobey's, was driving home and there he was, 30 minutes later and about 1 foot further. I hope he wasn't rushing home for turkey dinner...unless turkey dinner isn't ready until next Thanksgiving.

Most of you already know that the proper collective term for ants is a *colony*. Most of you already know that a collective of birds is referred to as a *flock*. But did you know that the coillective term for Bobolinks is a *chain*? Of course you didn't. Now you can find the collective terms for every bug and animal...impress your friends, be the life of the party. Oh, did you know that the collective term for people that vote for Lisa and Fenris is referred to as a group of *losers*?

As I said earlier, this is, quite possibly, the most impressive collective of links ever assembled, and you have ME to thank for them.

Tonight is the night when we find out who will rule Mitchieville with an iron fist. What a great day for democracy!