Babies Are Destroying Women's Social Life

A survey conducted by very smart people with pocket protectors found that a large percentage of women feel that having a baby has destroyed their social life:

Two-thirds of new mothers say having a baby has destroyed their social life and they resent their partners for continuing to go out, says a study released today.

The first year after childbirth is the loneliest time of a young woman's life, the survey claims, as mothers with new babies spend only 90 minutes a day in the company of adults other than their partners.

Who would have thought that having a baby would mean so much sacrificing?

Someone should have told these ladies that there is indeed a possibility that having children might cut into party time.

What's next, women are devastated that having babies means more laundry?