Piece of Art or Piece of Shit

I have had little time for art appreciation these days since becoming entangled in the politics of Mitchieville, the town the impostor Fenris plans to rename Fenrisville. Imagine for a moment how costly such a change would be. All municipal road and building signs would have to replaced, as would all official letterhead. The cost to taxpayers and the environment would be enormous, and the benefit to taxspenders even more enormous. The cost would also be felt outside of Mitchieville, as mapmakers would have to recall and reissue their maps to reflect this change if Mitchieville is to remain on the map. Money would also have to spent by other levels of government to make the appropriate name changes where necessary. The former mayor, Mitch, founded this town and Mitchieville it shall remain with Lisa as Mayor.

But I digress somewhat from my purpose here and that is to ask you to decide if a life sized, anatomically correct chocolate Jesus is a piece of art or a piece of blasphemous shit.