Snapshot of Mitchieville's Administration

Good evening, this is Dan Rather reporting for the Mitchieville Evening News until I get my $70 million self-respect back. Tonight, shocking details of Mitchieville's fiscal crisis under the Mayor's administration as the township staggers under a $184 trillion debt:



Although the Mayor was found unavailable for comment lying face-down in a pool of Hennessey's X.O., his office released a note saying they expected the crisis to be resolved as soon as Stephane Dion was elected Prime Minister since "he owes the Mayor big-time for supplying the girls and drugs at the last Liberal convention."