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Friday, September 28, 2007

Paris To Visit Rwanda


Paris Hilton is planning a trip to Rwanda in November to draw attention to the plight of world poverty:
"There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help," she said.
Some people have insinuated that the only reason Paris is going to Rwanda is because she thinks there is a Hutu and the Blowfish concert that is being sponsored by the makers of Tootsi Rolls. If this is true then she is in for a huge surprise.

While I applaud Paris for going to Rwanda to bring awareness to poverty, these kind of humanitarian expeditions can blow up in your face. Like the time I went to Ethiopia to bring attention to world hunger. I got such a negative response that it actually hurt my feelings. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that I made my speech in a small village while eating a cheeseburger and large fries. But c'mon, I was starving, it was like 4 hours since the last time I ate.

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