Rene Zellweger Is Thin--But Not Hot

Any talk concerning Rene Zellweger the last few months always seems to come back to the same thing--how much weight she has lost. Judging by the picture above, I'm sure there are quite a few of you that would say she looks perfectly acceptable as a larger woman. Perhaps you might even use the phrase that you would *tap* and or *hit* it. Some of you may look at those pictures and say that you prefer the skinny Rene, the larger sized Rene just doesn't do anything for you. Fair enough.

However, one thing no one can get over, and I mean NO ONE, is the fact that her face resembles something that came off on the losing end of an axe fight. Although her face looks somewhat better in her skinny picture, it's only because the picture is out of focus, or you're out of focus, or high, or whatever. Point is, she should wear a burka and stop scaring me.