Lauren Caitlin Upton Doesn't Need Geography

Even if she truly is a dolt, which I doubt, when you look this good, the world is your oyster. Lauren Caitlin Upton is one smoking hot young lady, it would be an honour to do disgusting things to her with a fork.

The best line I heard all week is this: The reason why 1/5 of Americans can't find America on a map is because 1/5 of Americans are illegal immigrants. ZING!