If You Believe In Global Warming

PLAY LOUD you can sacrifice to any old god, bet your thirst on a divining rod, cones and crystals and UFOs, stuff the man doesn't want you to know you can dig into what masons do and figure out their plan for you yeah, we don't know what the ancients knew so who am i to make fun of you? you can cast a chart with those planets on i could be right i could be wrong it's kind of hard to believe that shit but it's totally cool if you're into it Con tact the dead with your ouija board i think when they're dead you should cut t he cord but i'm not gonna sit with you and judge and it's even ok if you give it a nudge as you can see i'm a tolerant guy i think that beauty's in the eye but it pounds in my head like a big bass drum: believing in global warming is fuckin' dumb

Warning, alleged song consists of little more than gratuitous swearing, counterproductive, unsubstantiated invective, and childish taunts. Do not listen to song.

I, Mike of the London Fog, present and crosspost this song.