Outside Mitchieville - July 21, 2007

This is a picture from the Erin Fall Fair AFV class plowing match. Ungulf here can pull a full seven wide plow through mud, clay or sandy loam. Like most Canadian owned AFV's, this machine has been converted to use environmentally friendly 180 octane 'white lightning' and all discarded brass fittings are caught in canvas bags for recycling.

Squire Bob got this swamper when he bought his property off the 6th line. He uses it for handyman tasks around the farm. It is great to haul in a load of potatoes or a few cords of wood. On weekends he loans it out for community service, where it is used for graffiti eradication. Air burst phosphorus followed up by a stitch of dumm-dumm into the draggy ass pant crowd.

Squire Bob picked up this item at the Erin Fall Fair, at the AFV swap meet. He uses it to control invasive species that threaten his soybean and cannibis eco-fuel crops. Completely robotically controlled from the comfort of his laptop, Nazgul generates carbon credits because it has no human operator.

This is a new acquisition of the Mitchieville Public Library Electrical Maintenance Department. It needs a new coat of anti-magnetic paint. This vehicle provides back up power for forestry crews doing repairs to our transmission grid. It has never been in a traffic accident, and no operator has ever gotten a speeding ticket.

You know, only a right wing crazoid could doubt the effectiveness of the gun registry when looking at the impressive statistics about the Canadian Armored Fighting Vehicle registry. There has never been a case of AFV crime in Canada, and AFV's have the lowest incidents of speeding violations, even lower than bicycles and wheelchairs. When safety is important to you, and I know that the safety of your family comes first in your mind, consider putting 80 millimeters of good German steel between you and danger. Another reason to give thanks when you set that Pierre Elliot Trudeau candle on fire at your evening ritual.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.