What a Pig--Why Thank You

What do you call a six-legged, two anused, multi-penis pig that was born in Croatia? Well, if you're from Croatia you would most likely call them very dateable, but that's not the answer I'm looking for:

A piglet in Croatia born with six legs and two penises has been nicknamed Octopig by his owner.

The farmer, Ivica Seic from the village of Vrpolje, said Octopig also has two anuses.

He said that the pig was growing so fast that they had decided to keep him as a pet, daily newspaper Vecernji List reported.

Ivica said: 'Who knows, maybe we can breed more - although the two penises might be a problem.'

Two penises aren't a problem if the other pigs have two anuses, or for that matter, two vaginas.

First things first: Is anyone else out there feeling just the slightest bit turned on?

This whole two penises thing is great for pigs everywhere. No longer will pigs be looked upon as filthy, disgusting mud dwellers. Oh no, the pigs time to shine has come.

As a matter of fact, the next time when some woman tells you you're a pig, you look her straight in the eyes and tell her that yes, you certainly are. You tell her that you have two large penises, and if she was a real woman she would have two anuses--and possibly three breasts with six nipples.

Ya, two anuses, now we're cooking with propane