Inside Mitchieville - June 17, 2007

This is what Global Warming will do to you if you do not buy carbon credits. Carbon credits contain a compound that corrects the corrosive effects of carbon emmissions. This display is part of the mathematics curriculum in progressive Toronto schools






This is a sickly warthog, suffering from Global Warming on the banks of the Don River in Toronto, the world's most perfect city. The peaceful vegetarian warthog, along with the peaceful vegetarian hippopotaums have all been re-introduced to Toronto wetlands. If Mayor Miller can come up with the few dollars needed (say, 12 million), then the native Toronto warthog can look forward to a winter of economic self-sufficiency.

Toronto Board of Education runs a summer camp for disadvantged youth in the Mitchieville Wetlands. Here, fatherless children are introduced to alternate lifestyles, sexual education, and third-world cross-cultural experiences at your expense.

The Mitchieville Public Library is running a series of private seminars at public expense. Here is Associate Librarian Justine preparing for the sunrise wine guzzling in honor of Set, the Snake God



And here is Leslie, doing some voluntary work at the Mitchieville Youth Camp. This year's theme is religious movements suppressed by the heteronormative Papacy. Here Leslie is teaching youth about the Knights Templar and the wonderful progressive social work they did.


I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.