THIS IS FREAKY

THE LAST TIME I WAS THIS SCARED WAS WHEN I SAW ELLEN DEGENERES IN A THONG PICKING UP PING PONG BALLS WITH HER GOODIE PACKAGE. I SWEAR I WILL NEVER GET THAT VISUAL OUT OF MY FREAKIN' HEAD. GOD, SEAR MY EYES!! WELL, THIS IS JUST AS SCARY, BUT SAFE FOR WORK, BUT SCARY...AND SAFE FOR WORK. I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU FAIR WARNING THOUGH, IT HAS A CREEPY FACTOR OF 4.5. THAT MAY NOT SOUND HIGH, BUT THAT'S ON A SCALE THAT MAXES OUT AT 4.5.