Rene Zellweger Probably Loves Cheese

I remember when the first Bridget Jones movie came out and various people would say to me, "Man, that Rene Zellweger sure is a cute one, eh?" And I would look at that person and instantly deduce that they have absolutely no taste. I never thought this Zellweger unit was good looking, not even mildly cute. This picture has reinforced my correct notion. Not only does Rene Zellweger have a face like your typical cheese eating rat, she has shoulders like a starting linebacker for a college football team. Rat-faced, linebacker shouldered, anorexic, crooked standing midget. Ya, that's cute all right.