SMACKDOWN II – It’s Chili Night!
Lisa of *Bitch* and Reg are at it again tonight with Smackdown II – ‘Revenge of the Flatulence’. In tonight’s culinary tete-a-tete we offer up versions of our own homemade Chili. Let’s see what Lisa has for us.
Lisa’s Vegetarian Chili Paneer (#)
Mmmm, looks good Lisa. Certainly looks a lot better than the gruel you cooked up in the original Smackdown . I mean its Chili, who doesn’t like chili? Wait a second, what’s this paneer stuff Lisa? “Paneer cheese has a consistency much like tofu, only it's made from whole milk, rather than bean curd, and much tastier.” Tofu eh? Let’s take a look at what Reg has got on the menu:
Reg’s Meat Lovers Texas Chili
The secret to good chili is fresh spice and lots of it. Fresh cumin seed, chili peppers, ground chilli and s-loads of fresh minced garlic are essential to bringing the flavour out. The chili paneer Lisa made had white fleshy chunks in it, my chunks are red and fleshy, there is a reason for that – them are chunks of AA Top Sirloin Alberta Beef Mitchieville and you know what’s cozying up beside them chunks of tender goodness – little chunks of lean ground beef goodness. That’s right Mitchieville, good chili is made with fresh spices, love and two different kinds of bovine goodness. My mouth waters just typing about it.
Before you leave your vote in the comment section below I have a terrible news for everyone. Lisa has told me that she intends to post this Smackdown at Dust My Broom and London Fog to gather more interest in the Smackdown. Don’t buy her sweet as a Nanaimo Bar head games. Lisa is poaching these sites for more votes. I care not one whit of the quaint little foggers, my fear is of the broomers. The broomers and their leader Darcey are the Mongol Hordes of the internet. Oh I’m looking at you OMMAG, Fergy, Shere Khan and dmorris. If it wasn’t for Bob and Ulli I would be afraid to go to DMB most Friday nights. A vote for Lisa is a vote for the broomers, a vote for the broomers is a vote for anarchy. A vote for Reg is a vote for Mitchieville, a vote for Mitchieville is a vote for stable corrupt governance. The choice is clear.
Posted by Reg “Big Tex” Reginaldson
PS: Don’t forget that Lisa try to steal the election from Mitch. *Bitch* indeed!
Lisa’s Vegetarian Chili Paneer (#)
Mmmm, looks good Lisa. Certainly looks a lot better than the gruel you cooked up in the original Smackdown . I mean its Chili, who doesn’t like chili? Wait a second, what’s this paneer stuff Lisa? “Paneer cheese has a consistency much like tofu, only it's made from whole milk, rather than bean curd, and much tastier.” Tofu eh? Let’s take a look at what Reg has got on the menu:
Reg’s Meat Lovers Texas Chili
The secret to good chili is fresh spice and lots of it. Fresh cumin seed, chili peppers, ground chilli and s-loads of fresh minced garlic are essential to bringing the flavour out. The chili paneer Lisa made had white fleshy chunks in it, my chunks are red and fleshy, there is a reason for that – them are chunks of AA Top Sirloin Alberta Beef Mitchieville and you know what’s cozying up beside them chunks of tender goodness – little chunks of lean ground beef goodness. That’s right Mitchieville, good chili is made with fresh spices, love and two different kinds of bovine goodness. My mouth waters just typing about it.
Before you leave your vote in the comment section below I have a terrible news for everyone. Lisa has told me that she intends to post this Smackdown at Dust My Broom and London Fog to gather more interest in the Smackdown. Don’t buy her sweet as a Nanaimo Bar head games. Lisa is poaching these sites for more votes. I care not one whit of the quaint little foggers, my fear is of the broomers. The broomers and their leader Darcey are the Mongol Hordes of the internet. Oh I’m looking at you OMMAG, Fergy, Shere Khan and dmorris. If it wasn’t for Bob and Ulli I would be afraid to go to DMB most Friday nights. A vote for Lisa is a vote for the broomers, a vote for the broomers is a vote for anarchy. A vote for Reg is a vote for Mitchieville, a vote for Mitchieville is a vote for stable corrupt governance. The choice is clear.
Posted by Reg “Big Tex” Reginaldson
PS: Don’t forget that Lisa try to steal the election from Mitch. *Bitch* indeed!
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