Habib Al Mayor Mobiki Issues Fatwas

I have not issued a fatwa in quite some time, I have been a very busy cleric. So many stonings, so little time. I promise to make up for it this week with a plethora of Fatwas. That's a pretty heavy word, plethora. I really should use it more often.

The first fatwa goes out to Ann from Heaven and Heck. Ann busted her collarbone a few weeks back, she slipped on some ice and wrecked herself pretty good. Most of you know Ann as a regular commentator on Mitchieville, and that's the reason she gets a big, juicy Fatwa slapped on her ass, because she hangs around dirty sons of pigs and monkeys like The Mayor and Fenris. Hhhhhhhuck, ptewwwwy, I spit it her general direction. I suggest you follow my lead and spit in her general direction also, or face the consequences. Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi.

At this point and time I would like to issue a Fatwa on Elzbth. The problem is I can't find her to personally throw her in a pit with poisonous snakes and poke her in the face with a sharp stick until she cries hand her this most special Fatwa. If anyone knows where Ann ran off to, please inform me so I can have a word with her. Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi.

My final Fatwa goes to The Last Amazon. This is a woman who has a tagline of, "It is never wrong to be on the side of freedom — never." Yes, I know, it's sickening. She is a pro-Israeli blogger that actually believes that mere Jews have a right to exist. And get this, she believes Jews should actually have a right to exist and live along side Arabs. Wut up wit dat? Hell, The Last Amazon gets two Fatwas for that. Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi.

Overall, that's a pretty healthy dose of Fatwa. Those imperialistic devils are going to choke on that for some time to come. Yiyiyiyiyiyi.