Inside Mitchieville - April 29, 2007

	Responsible dog owners remember to scoop up after their pet. If another steaming dog turd is found in the city, all law abiding dog owners are going to be taxed and their law obeying dogs registered. This will stop lawless dogs and lawless dog owners from being lawless.
	Mitchieville strongly supports manditory organ donations. Here is the madman known only as 'John Doe' who claims to have been kidnapped by aliens and forced to wear a rubber suit which would squeeze his balls if he did not work fast enough. Sadly, he passed away in his sleep, making the gift of life possible. He did not want to get back into the rubber suit, apparently.
	And here is the talented Leslie, the new head caregiver at the Morbid Obesity Clinic. We are very happy to have Leslie to share her weight loss secrets. Leslie is off to a good start, as you can see.
	Here are some happy and carefree retirees attending a cannon shooting competition, sponsored by the Mitchieville Public Libary.
	And do not forget to stop in the Mitchieville Public Library to check out the History of the Telephone display.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this