What Would Rosie Say? (WWRS)

As most of you are aware by now, I will not be coming back to The View next season. You will hear many stories why I will not be returning, but this has nothing to do with *The Donald* pushing me out, or my hatred for the United States, this doesn't even have anything to do with my lack of talent, this has to do with money, plain and simple.

You see, ABC initially offered me $5 million a season, I immediately turned it down. I told them I didn't want their money, what I wanted was for them to pay for all my breakfasts' at Dennys, my lunches at any fast-food restaurant of my choice and all my dinners.

ABC turned that down and offered me $10 million. I turned that down and insisted on my meal terms.

ABC upped their offer to $25 million, but I told those womyn haters that they either pay for all my meals or I'm gone.

I regret to tell you, my loving fans, that ABC said they couldn't afford that, so therefore I am forced to resign.

I no U R sad :(

I am 2 :(

It will B ok :)

We will make it 2gether :)

I luv U (If yer a womyn)

Rosie O

**Thank you, Mark, for correcting my spelling mistakes...it must have taken U all day!