Oprah slams Inner-City Kids

Oprah has opened a $40 million all-girls school in South Africa, but is upset that people are questioning why she didn't open up a school in America for inner-city kids. It seems the answer is simple: American inner-city kids are spoiled bastards:

"I became so frustrated with visiting inner-city schools [in the U.S.]," she tells Newsweek. "If you ask the kids what they want or need, they will say an iPod or some sneakers. In South Africa, they don't ask for money or toys. They ask for uniforms so they can go to school." But that didn't stop Oprah from including a yoga studio and beauty salon in the plush girls' school.

In a way Oprah is right: inner-city kids suck and are spoiled rotten. We certainly have the richest poor people on earth, however, unless her Majesty has asked every American inner-city kid if they want an education, she has just stereotyped ALL inner-city kids. And that, my friends, is a liberal no-no.

I'm sorry that Oprah isn't being swarmed with the attention she rightly deserves. After all, she has donated $40 million to educate 132 girls in a foreign country. I'm not sure why we are not throwing her a parade, or giving her golden medals with fancy engravings, for she is a wonderful and gracious woman who is altruistic, from the top of her head where she hosts her Italian Forzieri to the bottom of her feet which house her Quai D'Orsay, Bronze Lace Metallic Leather Slingback Pump Shoes.

A woman of the people she is. Praise her, you infidels.