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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Transits of Pluto

This is your last year before Pluto transits into Capricorn.

Oppositions in Astrology.

Planets in opposition block each other from acting. You may choose one, or the other. This is a lifelong scenario in a natal chart. However, in a transit, the transiting planet only brings temporary benefit. A wise person will choose the benefits of the fixed (natal) planet over that of the moving (transiting).

So much for theory. Soon, Pluto, said to have dominion over things like power, wealth, and explosive change, will be making aspects to everybody. This time, Pluto will be in the not politically correct sign of Capricorn. This sign values hard work, effort, and exalts ability; traits not especially revered by the loser-worshiping priesthood of political correctness.

This Pluto in Capricorn will oppose any planets you have in Cancer. You will be forced to defend your home, possessions, country, or children. The more planets you have in Cancer, the greater will be the crisis in duration and times of manifestation. Unlike other planets, Pluto is not to be resisted lightly. Where Mars will steal your car, Venus will give you clap, Mercury will pilfer your change, Jupiter will make you fat, and Saturn will deny your income tax refund; Pluto will sweep away your subdivision, infest your neighbourhood with gangbangers, give you ebola, close the factory where you work, or send you to prison for spite.

Signs of a transit by Pluto are a rising tension. There will be tremors and minor cataclysms that do not resolve the issue. A sense of dread will gather about your ankles. Look for the choice being offered you. On one hand will be authority and power and riches; on the other, something else (depending on your personalized natal chart, which I do not have in front of me).

Of course, if I cast your chart, I could go into more detail. Indeed. What is it worth to you to have a little warning about the booming and roaring to come?

I, Sargon the Magnificent, wrote this.

posted by The Mayor at 9:29 AM

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