The Heteronormatives are losing ground

I'll be ending 2006 earlier than most, as I am yet again recovering from a mysterious bout of food poisoning. Note the operative word here is "recovering", and while the majority of Mitchievillians will be recovering from hangovers tomorrow, I'll be interviewing eager applicants for the position of private food taster. It's not over until the sole transfat survivor stands.

As we move together as a herd into 2007, the most important message to recall is that of equality and diversity. As founding member of *BITCH*, I pledge to fight the transgendered takeover of major search engines and dictatorships like Mitchieville. Send me your tax deductible money. It's time for heteronormative females to take back the manflesh from transgendered people everywhere. Begin the occupation - end the oppression.

I, Lisa, multicultural resident of London and Mitchieville, remind you of your best interests.