The Mayor's Linkie Love

I'm not sure that I really enjoy that type of humour, it seems pretty lowbrow. I don't enjoy it unless, well, you enjoy it. Then it just might be the funniest thing in the world to me.

You know what else is the funniest thing in the world? The links you are about to view. I suggest you put on your Depends right now, because I guarantee that by the time this is over, you will have urinated in your dungarees. Haha, your co-workers are going to call you pee-pee pants.

When all is said and done, we are all Indian. Not native Indian, like the one's who are slowly but surely kicking us off the land, but East Indian, like the Punjabi type. And since we are all Indian, it's time to learn how to construct a turban.

Holy freaky x-rays Batman!

If I was to tell you that the blind are learning to see with their tongue, I'm sure most of you would kick me in nuts, punch me in my beautiful face and call me a heretic. That's pretty unfair of you, although your violent side is refreshing.

It's always funny when a weather-person, or meteorologist, or whatever the hell they're called has a slip of the tongue. This is no exception.

If you haven't seen the page full of prototype bikes, you may or may not be missing something, depending on your affinity to motorcycles.

I have to admit, maybe I really liked the new design of a ping pong table that some demented head invented because I'm amazing at ping pong and would severely thrash you if we ever played. Actually, that's exactly the reason why I like it. Throw stones at boys.

If you would like to find out how to repair a CD with an eraser, then this is by far the greatest day of your life. Enjoy, lap it up.

If you are interested in finding out how to distinguish fake breasts from real breasts, then once again, this is your lucky day. Although, before I checked this page out I was certain I could do it by a simple squeeze and taste test.

Want to have a boo at a pretty stupid game called *Sock full of bees?* Me either, just skip right past this link before you change your mind.

I'll leave you one final linkie love, and I have certainly saved the best for last. Lapses in Light is beautiful, just like you. No, not you, you. Yes, you.

I'm not sure what's SFW and NSFW, let's just say there is nothing safe for work, better to be safe than sorry.