The Lack of Stories about Alien Invasion is proof of the existance of a Conspiracy!

The Dreadful Space Aliens have started their physical occupation of our planet! This is true! No one is talking about it! Why? Why! Because someone thinks something else is more important! How dare they!

Who around you has disappeared lately? Have you called your mother lately? Who around you has been taken by these Space Alien and harvested for their organs, their physical tissue, and now, their identities. Who can you trust, that is not one of THEM?

Lucky for you, I can answer all your questions with More Questions! Send me your golden treasures, those sparkly with diamond chips! Mmmmmm! I will tell you what to think! At last, you can relax and harvest with the well fed believers of the Snake God, Set. Swim with the crocodiles of the Middle Nile! The Romans lost many a runaway slave to those snippy reptiles of the mud. You can join them! Thank you, Fenris Badwulf, you will say as you walk to your seasons tickets to the Leafs games.

Now and when you hurry now and pay by credit card, then you will feel better. Otherwise the Lash will be upon You! Rush to make instant payment to my bank account 4166 59599 0000 0000! Oh, the sake of the little children that otherwise could take your place in than soft mud plain. It is actually very nice. The air is perfumed with tropical scented grasses and bulbs. Ducks shit everywhere. And then they come at you, alone and in pairs, small at first, but getting bigger. Can you consider yourself dead and eaten by swamp reptiles for breakfast? That is your dilemna that can be easily solved with my patented Elixir of Sargon the Magnificent! You can write it off as water purchases on your taxes on line 492 of Schedule Z(1)!

Maybe you will find yourself a nicer spot ... as a Roman Mercenary Intellectual. Your job is to generate a false demand for advertising capacity. This will allow you to gather into groups. What a relief! Interesting life, if you like physical pleasures and plenty of food. Let Fenris Badwulf guide you as your spiritual guide in this your journey into the Hero of the Snake God, Set! They will sing poems about you at county Ren-Faires! Lucky you!

I wrote this, Fenris Badwulf, I did. I Did! Onward to Victory, march your enemies into the spear wall of your other enemies! Watch the bolt throwers and beam lobbers spread wood chips and wrought iron bolts. Laugh and giggle at the slaughter for your entertainment. Nibble grapes and cheese and gobble wine and then whiskey and whores. Ah, Toronto!