Angelina Jolie Calls Her New Born Baby a *Blob*

Angelina Jolie had some pretty bizarre comments about her new born baby, Shiloh:

"I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they're survivors, they came through so much," Jolie says in the new issue of U.K. Elle.

"Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her...I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this...Yes, a blob! But now she's starting to have a personality...I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable."

I'm with Angelina on this one, privileged kids should be ignored, scorned and ridiculed. There should never be any love given to a child born of privilege, only resentment and hate. Boo rich kids, hooray poor kids.

Not only was Shiloh born a privileged baby, the kid was also born with all that disgusting and hideous white skin. Angelina would be wise to darken that child's skin up, lest folk start saying her baby was born of privilege. And we can't have that, can we?

Best thing Angelina can do now is to put that white, filthy rich white child up for adoption, and immediately go to some foreign land and get a fresh, new, non-white baby that's chock full 'o personality.

Baby momma has a blob for a baby.