Text Messaging Destroying the Taliban

British Intelligence has come up with a devastating new weapon to defeat the Taliban: The Text message:

Intelligence chiefs find out the numbers of the enemy's mobile phones then send them waves of messages to confuse them and destroy morale, The Sun can reveal.

Texts range from simple abuse such as We know who you are, give up or Go home, you'll never beat us. Others are disguised as messages from comrades to spread duff information.

This absolutely works, check out the message I sent a Talibaner just this morning:

Al Zababi HRU? I M SRY I MISD R Date W DA Sheep PLZ 4GV ME

ILY U MKE ME LOL 4VR

BTW KILL Al Maruwi PLZ

FU

The only way they'll survive is if they're signed up with Roger's Wireless, I mean, every other call is lost.

RTICL HRE