Nicole Ritchie Arrested for DUI

Nicole Ritchie was arrested, booked, and released this morning for DUI. Two motorists spotted her SUV going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank. Preliminary alcohol screenings indicate that Nicole wasn't drunk, but she has admitted taking Vicodin and smoking pot.

When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone.

The booking sheet reveals that Nicole Ritchie is 5'1" and 85 lbs, which makes me think that maybe smoking pot doesn't give you the munchies.

85 lbs? I've had bigger dumps than that, and prettier ones too. I might be having one right now...hold on....arggggggg, arggggggg, ahhhhhh, argggggg...this one's huge...Oh, never mind, it wasn't a Nicole Ritchie, it was just a Paris Hilton.

Fortunately I didn't crank out a Rosie O'Donnell, or I wouldn't be walking for a week.

TMZ even has the 911 call from two motorists