MindBoggling MindNumbing MindTrap

I know that I'm over a day late posting the answer to Thursday's MindTrap question, but better late than never as they say. And who are *they* that say ridiculous things like that? Communists, of course. Commies are giant procrastinators, there's no doot aboot it.

What a beautiful day it is here is the heart of Mitchieville. The skies are blue, it's not overly cold, there's no wind at all. The Little Danish Girl, my two legitimate children and I are going skating on an outdoor pond in Mitchieville later this morning. We're going to fill up a few Thermos' of hot chocolate, lace up the skates, bundle up in our winter gear and skate our little hearts out. That sounds great, doesn't it? It is great, I'm truly blessed.

Here is the answer to Thursday's incredible MindTrap question:

Little Roald had a sudden attack of the hiccups. These were so loud and regular that most of the children easily heard him. Little Edmund, however, was deaf.

Although every single answer in the comment section made me chuckle, none were correct.

Yup, none. NONE.

If the answer was something along the lines of *Roald crapped his pants*, then we would have multiple winners, but unfortunately that's not the answer.

Here is the weekend edition question to MindTrap:

An American, who had never been to any country other than the United States, traveled a long way to see a sight that very few people have seen. He was standing one day on solid ground when he saw the Great Wall of China with his own eyes. How come?

The question is worded badly, and the answer isn't that he is at the Great Wall of China.

Well, there will be some blogging this weekend, Fenris will keep you amused, I'm quite sure. I'll also be blogging, but lightly, of course. Have a wonderful weekend, and try to get the hell outdoors and do something interesting. I worry about your mental health.