The Invisible Knapsack

Activists from every village across the Global Village of the Village Peoples are working hard to overthrow the corrosive effects of The Invisible Knapsack of White Privilege. The struggle has been long and hard. The bloodiest war in American history was the conflict between the states (1861-1865), when the evil Republicans sought to impose Earth-Rapist industrialization upon the Earth-Friendly Democrats. Unfortunately, the Democrats lost that war, and we can only reflect sadly upon the progressive vision of Jefferson Davis. African-Caribbean-American rights took a back seat during subsequent Republican administrations as is well documented in song and dance. Activists have long suspected the existance of invisible objects. Now, I will tell you about more of them.

The Invisible Radio of White Schizophrenic Privilege. White schizophrenics have access to an invisible radio, capable of receiving AM or FM wave bands. It can use normal house current, and has an adapter for travel to Europe. Newer models have a built in rechargable battery which uses cadmium, a dangerous pollutant. Older models are not equipped with a ground plug, and could present a fire or electrocution hazard. The Invisible Radio of White Paranoid Schizophrenic Privilege is equipped with a shortwave transmitter/receiver, capable of communicating with orbiting space ships. All invisible radios are equipped with a wake up alarm and snooze function.

The Invisible Toilet Seat Warmer of White Female Privilege. White women always have access to a comfy body temperature toilet seat, which is why white women like to sit down to urinate. White women strongly oppose the Toilet Training is Racism movement ... and now you know why. Older models are made from maple or walnut, newer models from ceramic based on designs from crashed UFO's. Power is supplied from a Tesla Inductor which traps energy from the earth's magnetic field.

The Invisible Ball-Point Pen of White High School Student Privilege. Activists have long wondered why white students score better grades on intellegence tests and fare better in academia. Well, it is simple: all white high school students have an invisible ball point pen that does homework, assignments, and library research for them while they goof off smoking crack or prostituting their sisters. The original model of the invisible pen used ink cartridges, whereas later models used ball point pen technology. These invisible pens are capable of recording lectures, transcribing math formulae, and sketching art works through using a built in transponder which can access The Orbiting Database of White Privilege. Each pen is good for a twenty point advantage in law school admissions.

Activists should be constantly aware of the existance of a whole hardware store of invisible objects of white privilege. Although you cannot see them, hear them, touch them, or detect them with any of your senses, they are, none the less, there. Do not let a lack of facts stand in your way to getting the handouts you need to finance your jihad to bring mother earth back to the happy paradise before the white man ruined things with running water technology, pesticides, fertilizers, and anti-biotics.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

cross posted at Dust My Broom, which is associated with the United Federation of Planets