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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The Mayor's Linkie Love

I was out for a walk tonight with The Little Danish Girl when this idiot in a Smart car drove by and gave me the finger, for no reason! That really set me off, so I started walking faster until I caught up to him, and when I got to his window I screamed for him to pull over. He saw me, and then floored it. He had the car in third gear and the only way I knew I could catch him is if I walked slightly faster, which I did. I walked up to his window again and knocked on it. This shocked the bastard so he put his foot down the rest of the way and took the car as fast as it would go. Good thing I was wearing my jogging shoes because to catch up to him I had to go faster than a quick=paced walk. Anyway, to make a short story long, I caught up to him, pulled him window down with my hands, punched him in the head and pushed his stupid Smart car over a cliff. True story, tell your friends.

Have a look at Africa from Above. Beautiful pictures that will make you feel all warm and tingly inside.

Kyoto myth. You need to memorize this information for the next time some smelly environmentalist starts blabbering to you about Kyoto. Take that information and say, "Hey, shut it, smelly hippy, I'm informed".

Holy crap, those are some seriously crazy beards.

If these search engines are good enough for Librarian's, most likely they are good enough for people like us. And people like us are non-Librarian's. And we're proud.

Is America in for a financial shit-kicking? This article says yes. And remember, when America sneezes, the rest of the world catches a cold. I'm not sure how that translates into America taking a financial shit-kicking, but perhaps I haven't dug deep enough into my analogy hole.

Listen to the 911 call that led cops to the victim of an alligator attack. The guy that was being eaten was on crack. So it's kind of amusing.

Some guys don't think that Kate Moss is that attractive. Then again, there is no accounting for taste. As for Kate Moss, here she is topless, and she looks like she tastes great.

Trav reminded me it was Alexander Solzhenitsyn's Birthday on Monday and I forgot to post this fantastic link. You really should read this article of an amazing man. Thanks Trav.

Do you like Iron Maiden? Do you like kids? If you answered yes to both questions, you're going to LOVE this. Thanks to Trav again....he's on a roll.

Trav also sent in *Arab on a treadmill*. It's damn funny, go check it out.

Keep those links flowing in. If you have an interesting article, or even an uninteresting post, like some of the crap I post, just send it in.

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