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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Inside Mitchieville - November 1, 2006

Happy Birthday, Mitch!

Here is Mitch and Lisa, just standing around and looking at the pretty strato-nimbus cloud formation over Lake Ontario. Mitch is drinking his first cup of coffee of the day at 10:30. Lisa is holding (off camera) a bottle of turnip squeezings. Mmmmm. Fenris Badwulf is in his office, where he has been working since 7:05am.
This is Mitch's personal assistant, Fellationa Sugar-Bunny. As an employment equity hire, she does not speak English. She can tie a knot in a piece of string in her mouth, apparently.
After the birthday party, Fenris (as responsible designated driver) takes Mitch home. Fenris always takes away Mitch's car keys when he gets tipsy because his wife told him to. After Mitch is safely passed out on the couch at home, his face and feet being licked by the family Labrador, Fenris gets back to an early lunch and working for You, The People of Mitchieville.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

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