Free From Sharia Law For 40 Years

For unto you is born this day in the city of Mitchieville a Saviour, which is The Mayor.

And this [shall be] a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising The Mayor, and saying,

Glory to The Mayor in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Mitchieville, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us. I hear this kid is one hot piece of ass.

And they came with haste, and found Mary (The Mayor's mommy), Joseph (The Mayor's daddy) and the babe (that would be me, The Mayor) lying in a manger.

And when they had seen it, they made known abroad the saying which was told them concerning this child. Plus, they couldn't believe how big this baby's penis was, it was as big as his arm for crying out loud, and rather thick, like a giant slab of kolbassa. AND, the kid was gorgeous, the shephards were quite jealous at the babes beauty.

And all they that heard it wondered at those things which were told them by the shepherds.

But Mary (The Mayor's mommy) kept all these things, and pondered [them] in her heart. Later to be sold on EBay.

And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things that they had heard and seen, as it was told unto them.

And that's how it all started, 40 years ago to the day.