Inadequate Social Spending Example #1001/b
The Harvest in Human Organs that is the secret Immigration Policy of Stephen Harper.
One in ten of our most recent immigrants will die shortly of the winter hum drums before even Christmas. Yes, Our Canadian Climate, which we control through Global Warming, will take away many of our most vulnerable through the flu. The Canadian Flu of Death, just like in the Middle Ages.
Now we must spend! Gather in the harvest! They are only nine percent dead; they are really ninety one percent alive. We can harvest them for spare parts! We can appeal to the vain and shallow by supplying them with New Penis, anyone? How about two nut sacks, rather than one? Plastic surgery for vanity on your Ontario Health Plan! Vote accordingly!
This just in! Good thing I am here at my desk working. Apparently, the custom of these Protestant Funeral Home Directors to take the bodies of the dead Catholics and feed them to pigs has been exposed. Big scandal brewing here. Actually, these renegade morticians worshiped Set and squandered vast sums of money on gambling, food, and whores. They made a sport of it. The pigs were in a pit and they were trained to jump and snap at the swinging bodies. Everybody laughed watching it. It was funny to see those big stupid pigs jump up. They were mean too. Evil people would get together to watch British Secret Service Agents being eaten alive by the pigs, but that was during football games.
Actually, the pig is our recycling friend. Pigs celebrate homosexual relationships and are inter-species sex positive! They are our niche friends in the Global RainForest. By feeding people to pigs, usually hanging on a chain apparatus being conveyed by a conveyor belt (I am learning how to make them!) for consumption of union maintence payroll dollars. And, from simple hand sorting of pig pre-recycling waste matrix, coins, cell phones, and childrens clothing (for a start) can be harvested for renumeration of our hard working administrative staff.
Shut up and obey!
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.
One in ten of our most recent immigrants will die shortly of the winter hum drums before even Christmas. Yes, Our Canadian Climate, which we control through Global Warming, will take away many of our most vulnerable through the flu. The Canadian Flu of Death, just like in the Middle Ages.
Now we must spend! Gather in the harvest! They are only nine percent dead; they are really ninety one percent alive. We can harvest them for spare parts! We can appeal to the vain and shallow by supplying them with New Penis, anyone? How about two nut sacks, rather than one? Plastic surgery for vanity on your Ontario Health Plan! Vote accordingly!
This just in! Good thing I am here at my desk working. Apparently, the custom of these Protestant Funeral Home Directors to take the bodies of the dead Catholics and feed them to pigs has been exposed. Big scandal brewing here. Actually, these renegade morticians worshiped Set and squandered vast sums of money on gambling, food, and whores. They made a sport of it. The pigs were in a pit and they were trained to jump and snap at the swinging bodies. Everybody laughed watching it. It was funny to see those big stupid pigs jump up. They were mean too. Evil people would get together to watch British Secret Service Agents being eaten alive by the pigs, but that was during football games.
Actually, the pig is our recycling friend. Pigs celebrate homosexual relationships and are inter-species sex positive! They are our niche friends in the Global RainForest. By feeding people to pigs, usually hanging on a chain apparatus being conveyed by a conveyor belt (I am learning how to make them!) for consumption of union maintence payroll dollars. And, from simple hand sorting of pig pre-recycling waste matrix, coins, cell phones, and childrens clothing (for a start) can be harvested for renumeration of our hard working administrative staff.
Shut up and obey!
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.
posted by The Mayor at 5:42 PM
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