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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Yentl is Mental

At a concert at Madison Square Gardens Monday night, Barbra Streisand took exception to a heckler and went ballistic:
Barbara Streisand was forced to shout down a heckler at her celebrity-packed New York City gig on Monday night, when the man took exception to her onstage digs at US president George W Bush.

However, at Monday's Madison Square Garden gig, some members of the 20,000 audience wanted Streisand to leave politics aside and just sing her songs.

The 64-year-old first implored with the hecklers: "Come on, be polite!"

Then one heckler shouted: "What is this? A fundraiser?"

An irritated Streisand reportedly immediately retorted, to applause: "Why don't you shut up! If you can't take a joke, why don't you leave and get your money back."

The man then walked out of the concert, which was attended by stars including Oprah Winfrey.
Barbra's actual line to the heckler was "Shut the fuck up". Strange this particular newspaper didn't report the news accurately.

Keep in mind that people attending this concert paid $400 US for the tickets. Also keep in mind that the *heckler* didn't say a word when Babs was performing, he only became upset when the concert turned into a Bush-bashing drum circle. To the man's credit, he did leave and got his money back.

What the man said wasn't *heckling*. Heckling implies the man was rude and obnoxious, making it difficult for the rest of the crowd to enjoy themselves. If the man was heckling Babs, he might have yelled, "you have a face like a can of crushed assholes", or, "Give James Brolin his penis back you haggard old pig". But he didn't say any of those things, he was upset because Babs wasn't performing, but instead making fun of a war-time President who the majority of American's voted for.

Babs has no class. She is a sick, twisted, semi-tarded douchebag, who, in my opinion, was never very good at singing or acting to begin with. She needs to take her deformed head out of her stupid ass and stick to singing. That's what the crowd paid $400 for. Hollyweirdo's aren't known for being very smart, they're actually known for being some of the dumbest fools in the universe. Babs consistently reinforces this notion. Now it's time for her to go away.

She's a funny girl, but I aint laughin'

posted by The Mayor at 9:49 AM

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