Watergun-Toting Psychopathic 1st Grader Suspended From School

A first grader was suspended for 10 days after an instrument of death (shown in picture) was confiscated from him:

Tawann was suspended over a 2-inch plastic squirt gun.

According to Kansas City, Mo., School District policy, the squirt gun is a simulated weapon and a class IV, which is the most serious school offense. Principals claim to have no discretion in cases like Tawaan's. It is an automatic 10-day suspension.

"We ask our principals for safety of students and staff, and we do follow the code of conduct and do not give exceptions to Class IV offenses. We take it very seriously," the school district's Phyllis Budesheim said.

You may shake your head after reading that, but keep in mind that there were over 73,000 murders by squirt guns in the U.S last year, 64,000 of those involved 2" orange squirties.

Tawann is a criminal, there is no doubt in my mind. Suspension does not go far enough in this case, a heavy jail sentence should have been imposed. I'm thinking in the range of 40 years.

The Kansas City School Board should be applauded, and the principals are correct when they say they have no discretion in cases like this. I'd go further and state that the Kansas City School board also has no discretion. I'd even take it a step further and state for the record that anyone who lives in Kansas has no discretion.

If children are allowed to bring 2" orange squirt guns to school, that will only lead to other children bringing in heavier, more powerful weapons, like 4" purple super-soakers, or the dreaded 5" mauve *Barney, now you're really wet* H2O clothes drenchers.

Little squirt gets soaked

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