Laughter, Mockery, and a Beat Down

Like all progressive activists who yearn for an end to Global Warming, AIDS, and racism, I am constantly searching for a new method to reach out and bring more people into the activist camp. I was blessed (by any God(s) but Jesus!) when I found this insightful yet simple method: (link here)

White Privilege exists whether you know it, acknowledge it, or understand it. Any attempts to convince me that you, a white person, don’t have White Privilege will result in laughter, mockery, and possibly a beat down

So, this is the people of color (PoC for short) advocated method for communication. It is uncontaminated by any priviledge that may reside in my hands or heart, be it White, Rich, Heteronormative, or Werewolf virus vector.

Laughter. This is a proven way of bringing people together. Pets, generally all of our Dog-Canadians, Cat-Canadians and some Rabbit-Canadians, respond to laughter. Studies show that Woody-Shrub-Canadians produce more xylem and chlorophyll when laughed at.

Mockery. I have yet to meet anyone who does not open up and embrace new ideas when they are mocked. In the Sado-Masochist Village mockery is held in such high regard that it is considered part of sex play, especially involving fece smearing ritual sex. Our Gay, Lesbian, Other Gendered, and Bisexual (GLOB for short) village peoples celebrate mockery, and so should our non-GLOBs.

Beat Down. Obviously, our heteronormative white monocultural villages do not celebrate the beat down like our multi-gendered village peoples do. Check out the daily celebration here (link). Certainly, it is time to take the time to beat down those you care about and help them see reason through application of force. Even better, apply your caring fists to people, animals, plants, woody shrubs, insects and amoebae you wish to bring over to the activist way of thinking. Now you can make your machete into an instrument of peace.

And why has not Stephen Harper mentioned this LMBD (thats Laughter-Mockery-Beat Down in short) when facing our activist press gallery? Is he afraid to laugh at them, to mock them, and then beat them? No wonder he will not get re-elected. Stephen Harper does not speak the language of the Nation.

As activists, we must demand that LMBD be found in our caring social services. Welfare case workers, administrators, maintenence staff, and non-working paid satraps, must be trained in LMBD. What about the Post Office? Surely a few jokes and some mockery and a parking lot beating are called for when sending a parcel or some legal documents. Our police certainly could use LMBD. Why are the police not beating down criminals in order to convince them of the validity of public order?

So I call upon your support. Send me your money so that I can beat down people who deny having white priviledge, who disagree with Global Warming, and who dont want a dollar a liter levy on gasoline so that we can fund midnight ballet for our street youth. You need to give me your money, so just take out your chequebook.

My name is Fenris Badwulf, and I care.

Cross posted in a caring way (Metis joke, Riel has a short penis reference, and throat jab) at Dust My Broom.