Things that Aren't Too Rosie

TVPredictions.com has released its list of the worst looking celebrities on high-def T.V., and it's hard to argue with its findings:

Second place goes to Howard Stern. Others include Madonna, and Britney Spears.

It's also no surprise who the big winner (loser) is in this:

Rosie O’Donnell has been named the "worst-looking celebrity" in high-definition television, according to Phillip Swann of the industry Web site TVPredictions.com. Swann says Rosie "looks like she uses a Brillo pad" to wash her face.

Nice one, Philip, you little bitch.

I've seen Rosie O'Donnell on high-def, and as bad it was for me, it was worse on my T.V. I've never seen a T.V. grab its own cord and try to strangle itself to death. I showed my Priest a picture of Rosie the other day and he threw holy water on it and set himself on fire. I showed the same picture to a woman who was 3 months pregnant and she miscarried on the spot. I then showed the picture to a few Gitmo detainees, but the U.N. intervened citing cruel and unusual torture methods.

The only thing that surprises me is that she didn't take the top three spots.

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