The Mayor's Linkie Love

Today's edition of Linkie Love is brought to you by Victoria Beckham, poking people's eyes out for nearly 40 years.

The new Perez Hilton spring line is out, and I'm NOT digging it one bit.

Finally there's some soccer that's worth watching

BMW E30 M3 almost gets rammed by a Dodge Viper SRT-10-Almost gets rammed, therefore, this is almost a cool video.

Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke-This is very funny stuff, I wish I thought of the idea myself.

Race car driver jumps through opponents window in an attempt to kick the guy in the face-I hate race car driving, but I love when people attempt to kick other people in the face. A must see.

Every Simpson episode online-I thought this site was about Joe Simpson, Jessica's dad, but it's about some animated characters from Springfield. I've never heard of them before, maybe you have.

That's all I have for today, you are all being punished for not dropping your love offerings off to Zoe. Hey, I tell you what, if I wake up and see 12 comments on Zoe's site tomorrow morning, I'll post some very sweet Jessica Alba pics. If I don't see at least 12 comments, I'm posting Richard Simmons pics for the next week. I'm serious, you have been warned.

Pic courtesy of Taylor Durden