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Thursday, September 28, 2006

Let's Help Zoe

Do you sponsor a child in a third world country? Do you offer your time freely at your neighbourhood soup kitchen? Do you slip a few dollars in a beggars cap when you walk by him? Of course you don't, that requires time and energy. Hell, I can't blame you one iota. Well, today that stops, today Mitchievillian's from around the world are going to get together to make someone's life better. How, you ask? Simple, follow along with me...

Quite some time ago, Fenris and I started a project on the internets to spread our love across the globe. Here's how it works. I have taken a random blog from the *next blog* feature at the top of the page, as I say, I don't know this person from Adam. I have constructed 5 comments to leave in the persons comment box, five comments of love and joy. I have already left one of the comments on this persons site already, and I ask, nay, I pray that you will do the same.

Simply copy one of the comments and paste it into this bloggers comment box, it takes all of 20 seconds. Is twenty seconds too much time to help someone experience our love? I think not. Now, this will not work (meaning it won't be funny) unless we band together as a group and send as many love offerings as humanly possible. Have a boo at the comments first:
Although your blog is written in a language I can't understand, I have a good feeling about you. Keep up the great work.

It takes 35 muscles to frown and only 12 muscles to smile. Keep that in mind when you have to pay your credit card off.

Whenever I feel blue or down, I always think of kittens. Kittens are cute.

You have a magnificent blog, I have a body like a Greek God. Care to do lunch?

The reason why that happened is because of George Bush. What's with that guy? I can hardly eat my soup.
Every last one of those comments are gems, every last one of those comments drip of love. And that's what we're doing here folks, we're spreading love.

So, copy one and paste it in Killing Zoe.

Zoe will thank us for this. I have an amazing feeling that God will bless us accordingly.

posted by The Mayor at 9:33 AM

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