Bourgeois Privilege

As a member of the Liberal party, I am saddened at the loss of power of our Red Banner movement. The legacy of Trudeau, of Bethune, of Stalin, is now at risk. And why is that, Comrade Fenris, you ask. Because our old enemy, Trotskyiteism has resurrected itself from the grave and is being used as a false activist movement by our eternal adversary, the evil Capitalists.

What is this peril, Comrade Fenris? The Trotskyite scum have infiltrated our movement and contaminated it. Remember that we are a party of inter class war: Bourgeois upon Proletarian, Aristocracy upon Bourgeois; with lying religion and mercenary armies thrown in for brain washing and massacre. So, when I come across a Bourgeois who apes the outer aspects of party membership (they call themselves 'activists') but oppresses the Proletariat, I smell a rat. It stinks of Trotsky.

The sign of this lying error is when the words 'X-Privilege' crosses their filthy lips. Alas, it is a failure of our employment equity programme. Equity was supposed to fill the Capitalist corporations with incompetents and subversives. By dumbing down standards and not hiring and promoting on ability, the dreadful capitalist machinery was supposed to grind to a halt. Unfortunately, like the Hitlerite defenders of Berlin in the last days of the Great Patriotic War, these slimy capitalists have diverted our incompetent useful idiots into government service, turning the bureaucracy into low IQ bumblers.

The elevation of subversives into the Bourgeois has not worked. Now they call themselves activists, but use X-privilege as a bourgeois tool to seek better employment, pay raises, position, and parking spots. They have sold out, much as the foul Trotsky. So now we have the vomit inducing sight of bourgeois competing with bourgeois and using race, gender, sexual orientation, and religion (!) as weapons to advance their careers in some state funded byzantine entity. Here is a black woman, ungrateful for the sacrifice of our Red Banner movement, using white privilege to hammer white rivals. There is a homosexual, ungrateful for our undermining the nuclear family, using heteronormative privilege as a club against a heternormative rival to seek a parking spot. Over in the social services department, we have women demanding promotions based on genitalia rather than ability. Why? Where is the loyal party member working towards class struggle? These scum are seeking to put money, the evil lucre of the capitalist oppressors, in their pocket. These criminals use this concept to evade responsibilty for crime, hatred, and perversion. Same old Bourgeois, but in an 'activist' skin. They are petty bourgeois seeking economic advantage, not activists.

When you hear the terms white privilege, male privilege, straight privilege, etc., you are listening to a Trotskyite. They are not true Stalinists. I call for the Party to purge these heretics. The assassin of Trotsky used a Canadian passport. Let us be faithful to this heritage. Purge Trotsky! Purge Bourgeois Privilege!

My hands ache for an ice pick.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

This revolutionary manifesto cross posted with our Comrades at Dust My Broom