America's Sexiest Newscaster-Elita Loresca

In the world of sexy newscasters, Elita Loresca has been voted America's sexiest:

WSVN-Channel 7's Elita Loresca won the title ''America's Sexiest Newscaster'' in an online vote by readers of FHM magazine.

Paula Zhan must be pissed. I bet that after reading Elita is the sexiest newscaster in America, Paula Zhan got so angry that she can hardly maintain an erection.

I know that beauty is subjective, but to say that Elita is the sexiest newscaster in America is just plain wrong. If the poll asked which woman is America's sexiest tranny looking newscaster, then yes, Elita is your woman/man. Robin Meade from Headline News, Jillian Barbery, and Elizabeth Vargas all make Elita Loresca look like nothing more than table scraps.

However, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and FHM readers have made their decisions. Does this mean that Elita Loresca really is America's sexiest newscaster? No, not at all. It means that FHM readers are crunk-eyed, crack smoking tranny lovers who wouldn't know a good looking woman if they came up and bit them in their virgin asses.

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