Britney Spears Endangers Her Child's Life

Rule number 1 in the white trash gene manifesto is to NEVER, ever, ever, strap your child in a car seat, it's always better to have them sit on your lap while driving with one hand.

Of course there's a reasonable explanation for this:

"I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us," Spears said.

Britney is a hero. I know most of you are saying that it only takes 30 seconds to strap a baby in a car seat, but Britney was fleeing from people with cameras. That has to be pretty scary.

In her statement, Spears described the moments when the photographs were taken as a "horrifying, frightful encounter".

If people with cameras make for a *horrifying* and *frightful encounter*, I suggest Britney might want to avoid Japanese tourists at all costs.

"I love my child and would do anything to protect him."

And if that means taking a chance of having her child crushed to death by a steering wheel, then so be it. A baby mommas love has no bounds, and we should not sit in judgment of her.

Britney was right to do what she did. Think about it for a second, if Britney didn't escape quickly, then the paparazzi would have taken some pictures that might have ended up on the internets. And, you never know, those photo's might have been embarrassing.

See, doesn't that make sense?

Little baby, you can drive my car

Photo courtesy of Tyler Durden