Cave Drawings Kill 6000

25,000 year old cave drawings, recently unearthed in France, have unleashed a fury of violence in the Moslem World:

"We are outraged" said Mahmoud Al Sistani Al Barook, "Obviously the cave men were depicting Mohammad (PBUH)running or perhaps prancing, this is completely unacceptable to all tolerant and peace loving Moslems. Death to the caveman".

"This is the work of the early Jews, it is unacceptable to all peace loving and tolerant Moslems throughout the world. We will rip the eyes out of the eye sockets of the blasphemous pig Jews", said Imam Mohammad Al Babood Al Hussein Al Simpali.

"As tolerant and peace loving Moslems, it makes us just want to fucking kill every living cell in the universe, these cave drawings are a travesty of the highest proportion", said Ali Doohani al Barook.

7 Year old Farook Al Bababoo Al Pissani, who is draped in a bomb belt, said, "Outrage isn't a big enough word for this humiliation. I'd like to introduce a new word that best describes the pain and horror that we, as Moslems, are feeling. And that word is *Rapalaniousity*, and it means, *more pissed off than is humanly possible"*.

So far 6000 non-Moslems have been either stoned or burned to death over the last 12 hours of intense protests by peace-loving Moslems.

Asked for comment on the situation, George Bush, who was praying at a local Washington Mosque, said "The cave drawings are in horrible taste, we reject and condemn outright any misinterpretation of this religion of peace and love".

Anti-Moslem cave drawings