Stop Harper

I have just returned from a much needed work-study seminar essential to stop Global Warming and Fight Injustice. What did I find when I stepped off the plane at Pearson Airport? The arch-villian Harper is leading in the polls! Ghack!

Harper is trying to buy your vote. Well, Harper, you cannot buy MY vote. My name is FENRIS BADWULF, a name known and respected throughout the telemarketing industry. I firmly stand by The Telemarketers Code of Ethics ... and I cannot be bought, suborned, or dishonest in any way. Infact, I wrote The Telemarketers Code of Ethics! You cannot buy me, Harper. Not even for $125,000 paid into my Cayman Islands account on King Street (Account number 010849-51918244) and the offer of a seat on a crown corporation!

Harper is going to tax and spend his way into power. What a disgusting thought. Trudeau must be telling the angels to fuddle duddle in heaven.

I am so angry, my hands are shaking. I cannot hold a tumbler of single malt scotch to steady my nerves. My Cuban cigar is smouldering, unappreciated.

Please, re-read what I have written ... and act accordingly.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.