Another Loss at the Beach

I told Paris, I said, "That is NOT a good place to keep my baseball bat. Only bad things can come of this, I know you're going to lose it in there". Sure enough, look what happens. Paris Hilton lost my fucking baseball bat.

She's never going to find it in there, it's way too deep. I can kiss my baseball bat good-bye. I couldn't care less about the bag of baseballs she put in there too, it's the bat that I'm pissed off about.

You never know though, she might find it. Just the other day Paris managed to find some guys wristwatch in there, so miracles can happen.