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Monday, January 16, 2006

Your Brain Doesn't Have to be Mush

Brain Calisthenics is a 20 minute workout designed to stimulate your brain, cuz hell knows, your brain aint stimulated enough. If your brain isn't stimulated, then chances are the rest of you isn't stimulated either. And let's face it, we need to be stimulated to the max.

Since the page doesn't allow me to copy and paste from it (they will burn in hell for making me type their shit out), I'm only going to give you one brain teaser:
Jump counting

Count to 120 out loud in less than a minute, skipping even numbers. Articulate the syllables to practice rapid mind-mouth coordination.
If you take 20 minutes every day and do these semi-simple brain-teasers then most likely you may retain some of your gray matter for a few more years. If you don't invest 20 minutes a day into a routine such as this, then get use to wiping drool off your chin and saying "Whu" alot.

**There's a Sudoku among the few puzzles on the exercise, and we all know that only really smart people are any good at them (actually, they may be really smart, but it's not like they have an IQ of 134 or anything)

posted by The Mayor at 5:52 PM

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