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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Scarlett Johanson Would Look Great, Even if She was Naked

I intended to make a big haha-laughfest about Scarlett Johanson and her magnificent Golden Globes, but every blogger and his baby momma have already been all over that. So I won't bother using that joke, and instead, I'll just say that Scarlett Johanson has great tits.

Even though I have zero idea what the Golden Globes are all about, if it means that Scarlett Johanson will show up dressed to the nines every year and celebrate God knows what, then I'm all for it.

WWTDD is all over the Golden Globes with pictures and chat, hookers and firetrucks, and everything else under the sun regarding this festive occasion.

posted by The Mayor at 4:40 PM

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