Colin Farrell caught on tape.

No one, and I mean no one really wants to see the Colin Farrell sex video.

Having viewed it personally, I can tell you that it was, in the least, disturbing. I mean, it looks as if Colin Farrell has something between his legs that resembles a penis, only it's way, way smaller. It's actually quite embarrassing, no wonder *tiny* is threatening anyone who dares show it.

This might be good for Colin's career after all, you never know, maybe he's looking for work in the dwarf porn industry.

One good thing that came of this tape, is after I watched it, I felt extremely huge.

NSFW, it is a sextape, dontcha know.