Plane Crash in Toronto!

This just in!

Unnamed sources state strongly that George Bush has ordered the destruction of an Air France jet in Toronto as a strong message to France and its ally, Canada, that they better get on their knees and lick his boots.

Witnesses report that an American Special Forces A team was camping in the ravine off the airport runway since the beginning of Carabana, Torontos famous and peaceful Caribbean festival. An eyewitness, who wishes to remain anonymous, states that Karl Rove was seen personally locating a 37mm Oerlikon anti-aircraft gun only days before this horrific act of terrorism by the ruthless and brutal American government.

Insightful analysis by politically correct CBC brain trust, as yet to identify themselves, say that evil George Bush wanted to copy the success of the freedom fighters in their peaceful and well intentioned train attacks in Spain and manipulate the politcal process in both freedom loving France and peaceful and fair Canada.

Canada stands strong! This just in. Carolyn Parrish to be brought back into Cabinet to send strong message to mean and cruel Americans that Canada will not be pushed around.

We are tired of Americans interfering in our export of drugs, legalization of same sex marriage, and politically correct un-biased media, says Carolyn 'You American Morons' Parrish

Martin convenes War Cabinet In a welcome move, Prime Minister Martin gathers his War Cabinet and asks for War on America. We are tired of the big meanie Americans! Peace Now! Let the Tanks roll on to Washington!